Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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