Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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