eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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