I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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