i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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