Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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