OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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