We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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