Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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