Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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