does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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