i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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