So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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