In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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