im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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