bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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