Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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