your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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