I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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