I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
do herpes really smell.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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