His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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