and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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