Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
