Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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