Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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