I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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