Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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