do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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