is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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