We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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