id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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