I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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