I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
