i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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