Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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