how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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