No, you can still breathe under the balls.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm always down for nudity.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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