My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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