East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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