Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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