I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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