i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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