wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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