whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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