If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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