this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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