i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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