My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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