HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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