Sry I called you an 8
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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