is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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