Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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