White coat. Heels.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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